Hey, what’s up? You like clothes? I like clothes? You like money? You like to save money? You like questions? Apparently. Come to our sale. Save some money. Get some clothes. See our arms, and legs, and heads. We’re bringing all that…for you.

Vogue Italia made a video.  UNIF made shoes.  They made a baby.

(Haute Mess shoot for Vogue Italia / photog STEVEN MEISEL / Model  Abbey Lee Kershaw / Stylist Lori Goldstein)

When you think of us. Think of us like this.  This is us.  See how large our ears are?  It’s cause we want to hear what you have to say.  We like you.  You’re our friends.  We like friends.  We like onesies.

Saw a pile of babies filling up a crevasse in the curb across the street.That’s all.

This Saturday UNIF presents stuff for cheaper than normal. If you don’t like stuff, come get slapped by the team, vocally of course.  We don’t condone violence, unless it’s toward the violent.  See you there…or not.

 850 S. Hope St. Downtown Los Angeles

The team is packing up to hit the Big Apple for a week.  We’ll be at the Coterie show showin of what showie stuff we brought for the showdown.  if you’re in NY, walk around, Christine and I will be walking around looking for people walking around looking for us walking around.  There’s no way around it.

So Apple put us in our place the other day.  This is real.  I didn’t make this up.  I’m not that creative.

Oh Dear. As some of you may know, a certain video was featured on a certain site wherein Lil Wayne was depicted as a…uhh Devil worshiper?….because of us apparently. Almost at 300,000 views in two days, the fanatics are gathering for their witch hunt (us). I didn’t know that people actually worshiped the Devil. Does this go down? Where is this? Is that what people are doing in the bathrooms at clubs? Is that why the Girls line is soo long? Do you think this is why you stay on hold foooorrrrreveeeerrrr when you call the DMV? I thought I saw a Devil worshiper once, ended up just being a dude on his way to a parent teacher conference. I wonder if people Devil worship in my area? Can I watch. I mean, I don’t want to join in but if this is really going down, I don’t mind checking it out.  I’ve been to Church plenty, seen that, NBD, I’d go back, if they didn’t hate me so much now. Maybe if we all just stopped judging each other things could be better.  I know that won’t happen, apparently the Devil wont allow it (us).
You know, Wayne is a very successful and hard working individual, I would assume. Seems like an okay guy. Maybe we should realize that this vid, with it’s pentagrams, and bleeding monsters, could in itself be considered a brainwashing tool.  Don’t be fooled.  By anyone other than us that is.